10 Best Black Jokes!

10./ Q:Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?

A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.

9./Q:What did God say when he saw the first black person?

A: Ooops, I burnt one!

8./Q:What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A: A Basketball player.

7./You're so black you went to night school and the teacher dont counted you

6./Q:How many black men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A:One, a black men will screw anything.

5./Q:why are black peoples nostrils so big?

A:because thats what GOD held them by when he was painting them.

4./Q:What's the definition of the word "Confusion"?

A: Father's day in Harlem.

3./Q:What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?

A:Stop laughing and reload.

2./Q:What's the difference between a black man and a snake?

A:One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

1./Q:Why do police dogs lick their balls?

A:To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

10 things i hate about fat people

10.They think they can lose it easy just to lazy to do it right now.

9.They think they are smart when they are dumb bitches who should shut up.

8.They act like assholes and think they are going to heaven.

7.They get addicted to anything easily.

6.They think they were just born like that.

5.They are very greedy!

4.They have alot of built up anger and let it out randomly.

3.They will eat in front of you and won"t share.Its bad karma LOLZ

2.They cock block for fun since they can"t get laid them self.

1.THEY SHOULD JUST BE PUT TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rebuke Evil

I see to much evil so I rebuke it.The evil can not hurt a soul with no fear or other emotional acts not even the purest evil can.I made a evil entity leave this Free Mason tapestry sorry Mom for bringing it in are house.I use powerful white sage from a very strong Master now its gone for good.

A Short Story

A man on a cross was left for dead as knights with red crosses came the man said hide my three kids.One knight stabbed him in the chest then removed his helm.Next they were at a cabin they stabbed one kid then removed the others head, but one ran to a boat.A knight pierced the boys chest with a arrow the boy laid down as the boat drifted in the sea.The knights followed him.

The boy landed on a new country.The natives healed his wounds.The knights came and found the new country and killed the natives but never found the boy.

They claimed the land said they were slaves that got away then fought there masters and won

to this day they still look for the boy of legend awaiting his return.

my youtube TheStoneCutterKnight

I am going to start making something good videos on my youtube first I posted a rap, but I stopped liking rap as much and changed a lot in three days stopped doing stuff that dose not help me in life.If you want to see me rap its at the bottom.I am going to try to make some money but

I do not want to do it for that I need somewhere I can speak my mind and empty my frustrations with life so I hope you get a good message from my writings, my rap sound evil but i at different now so here it is hope you like it

Templars the founding fathers

The most holy Knights that were tricked by the Catholics to fight the Muslims in the name of God.After the war all of the Knights Templar were ordered by the Pope to be killed but some lived on. They fled to a new country and they called it the North America. and started the FreeMasons. They made the Masons to be fair to everyone unlike what happened to them.

I am a descendant of a Templar.

I don't diss like anyone that are Catholic I have more Catholic friend that not, but i don't like the Catholics who hate Templars.

I personally think earth is hell and if we over come bad and be good we will go to heaven cause if you were born a angel and had everything like spoiled kids we wouldn't become Adults and not mature so I am thankful I live in hell

God Bless You All!